No Parking Allowed...Beware of Creepy Clowns

FUNNY THINGS HEARD 'ROUND THE SF OFFICE

1. Is what I'm looking for where I think it is? Ummm.....Yes?
2. I want biscuits and butt rubs! -canine thoughts from Kona, our office dog.
3. I wonder if it's a company requirement that all UPS deliveryman have to look good in brown shorts?
4. "I am not going to die in the men's room surrounded by 20 of you people!" -comment made by a staff member as we were discussing where to go for safety should a tornado touch down during the recent storms

The REAL Mad Men of Design

(From l to r): George Nelson, Edward Wormley, Eero Saarinen, Harry Bertoia, Charles Eames and Jens Risom. Playboy Magazine, July 1961.









For fans of Mid-Centry Modern Design, this classic image above from Playboy, July 1961 is like the Holy Grail. Design masters & fellow peers in their prime, beautifully captured in a time that was aesthetically crisp, uncluttered and innovative.

The World's Coolest Home Office...Make Yours Too

If you need inspiration for design, this should help. This is one of the coolest home office setups I've seen. This is a glorious fusion of Victorian wood, 19th century organ parts, computers, creativity, and a whole lot of free time.

Yes, that is his webcam...get out.

And USB Jump Drive?!...I know right.

The proud owner and his workstation.

Now, although we can't ship you one of these- we do have a load of incredible products to help you create your office or workspace into something a little more pleasing. Our designers can also do a custom layout and offer guidance for you at anytime. Check out our newest secret, yes it's true- enter Smart Office here.

Fun Stuff for Friday - 10 Work Excuses for Mondays

1. When I got up this morning I accidentally took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john but I feel good about it.
2. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.
3. I threw my back out bowling.
4. My stigmata is acting up again.
5. I will be stalking my previous boss who fired for not showing up for work.
6. I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the local pharmacy.
7. Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and..hey, how about those Dodgers, huh? So I won’t be able to..yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprint but thanks for calling!
8. I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.
9. I prefer to remain an enigma.
10. The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

Herman Miller At-a-Glance Chair Comparison Chart

We Are So Proud of Our Latest and Greatest CSR - Adam Litchfield

Don't ever let Adam Litchfield get away --- He is the best in customer sevice -- I have worked in the industry for many years and WON'T say how many -- but he is definately a keeper -- I will be a return customer just from my experience yesterday morning - Thanks again for all your excellent help

-Steve V. Key West FL

Excellent Job Adam - Well Done!