FUNNY THINGS HEARD 'ROUND THE SF OFFICE

1. Is what I'm looking for where I think it is? Ummm.....Yes?
2. I want biscuits and butt rubs! -canine thoughts from Kona, our office dog.
3. I wonder if it's a company requirement that all UPS deliveryman have to look good in brown shorts?
4. "I am not going to die in the men's room surrounded by 20 of you people!" -comment made by a staff member as we were discussing where to go for safety should a tornado touch down during the recent storms