1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper.
2. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
3. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."
4. Practice making fax and modem noises.
5. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to your boss.
6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
7. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
8. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
9. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
10. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
11. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook and mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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